Thursday, January 17, 2008

Track Pants/Pajama - comfy

Last thing lovely Irish woman need is another eejit (like me) writing about their fashion sense. Oh come on I don’t have any sense. This is it end of world and I need a life or need a holiday. Who cares what any body wear?

My mission is very simple go to Tesco, fill up my bag with vegetables which are not grown from specific countries (Yes, that’s me), some guilty(junk) food, some other crap, broad sheet news paper, last but not least few cans of Guinness and milk. Its simple task, monkey can do that. However some corner in my brain my brain poking other part of my memory convincing that I forget some thing again.

So roaming around in the aisles like some tourist, looking for my forgotten thingy, now I remember yes that flipping dishwashing liquid. Here I come to grab it, there I saw lovely girl (smiled), got my dish washing liquid. Off I go I wish I did that. I observed she wearing a track pant. I bet she looks great on some bum hugging jeans.oh come on, Why would any body do that? Isnt the Track pants/Pajama for Gym or Yoga or Jogging or for those teenagers who harass foreigners for fagz,. Never under stand what with Track pants/Pajama woman wearing them for shopping or cinema? why?

Can any body enlighten me why the lovely women prefer them?Is it because of Easy Access or makes men horny?

PS: This blog is not sponcered by Tesco or any other jeans company or Sharon Ni Bheolain.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Lady driver of 98 D xxxx VW

To the lady driver of 98 D xxxx, VW (Some red crap car), who honk the horn on while I am crossing the road exactly on Popular Row today (15th Jan, 2008) at 9 am.

Listen you don’t own the road, roads are existed since Roman times. Roads will be shared by various roads users such as cyclists, motorists, buses, HGV and OCCASINALLY BY Pedestrians also.

I am crossing the road not on pedestrian crossing because there is fucking bin lorry taking bins so I am taking bit in front, more over it is red signal. If it is red if you have to completely stop (no wonder you are still driving will big L board on your crappy car). There is no need to show your anger honking horn on me because some drunk guy didn’t pick you up on the weekend on the bar.

Pass your driving licence test first (like ME) then start honk the horns on pedestrians later.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Not in my back yard

Not in my back yard

Today Green energy minister who cycles to the office (most of time) proposed Nuclear energy debate (more of less saying, feck energy security for the country). Take few resources/energy and public opinion them

1) Natural Gas, Shell company try to suck the gas from west coast of Ireland and pump to rest of country. As usual people don’t like any thing on their back yard they suggest Shell to go f...k your self or goto China.

2) Wind Mills, Don’t you think its eye sore and spoils view for the American Tourists so not in my back yard. Ok?

3) Bio Fuels, Carlow sugar factory is closed. Isn’t easy to modify same sugar factory to produce Alcholbased fuels with same raw material (sugar beads), oh well, its third world technology (Brazil is using since 20 years), remember Paddy land is so developed. Job loss, so what new shopping mall opened right!?

4) Incernator.. no way..not in my back yard.. Send the rubbish to land fill rather or Offaly, rather then producing electricity. Who needs electricity we have Grafton street and brown thomas.

5) Solar Energy.. not in my back yard.. Its for third world and Sun (not the Sun scum news paper of cource) always shy of Ireland.. According to the bimbo in RTE its because of Rhinna.


Three simple words “Not in my back yard” unless it is shopping mall or golf club or facility less property development. Remember it is Paddy land we are the Celtic tiger cubs.